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6 de dez de 2010

Os 5 animais em extinção que são caçados para serem comidos!

Sim, o título diz tudo! Os 5 animais que só estão em extinção porque são comidos pelo ser humano! Casos podres, trágicos, e bizarros... São casos realmente revoltantes! Segue o post:
ATENÇÃO: O post estará em inglês por enquanto! Eu ainda estou traduzindo ele, e posso levar uma ou duas horas, depende um pouco... Eu vou postando a medida que eu for traduzindo! Obrigado pela compreensão!
Obs: O seu conhecimento em inglês vai ajudar a compreender o post!
Em breve traduzido!
1.
Tartaruga Marinha
Existe algum animal mais amável e inócuo do que uma tartaruga marinha? Elas são grandes, inofensivas, e tem uma beleza exuberante!

Não devore meus bebês mano!
Comer bebês de tartaruga marinha com bebês de foca surrados é uma bela merda para se fazer! Eles são comidos em ensopados, no espeto, grelhados, e de diversas outras formas! Em Nova Guiné , Tartarugas-de-Couro são processadas para fornecer cal para embarcações e óleo, outras espécies são utilizadas para diversas outras coisas, desde bolsas até jóias, além de sua conhecida carne, a qual é consumida em vários outros países. E o que pode ser pior do que comer o disco de hockey gigante da natureza?
A natureza lhe concedeu uma tática para combater a predação de seus ovos ; elas põe um monte de ovos. Um monte de tartarugas são devoradas enquanto elas correm para o mar; todos nós choramos silenciosamente para todas as pequenas tartarugas devoradas por gaivotas e outros animais enquanto elas correm para a água no Mundo Animal. Mas como o ser humano está acostumado com isso, o ele acaba por contribuir para a extinção! O bastardo cata os ovos e os cozinha antes que os filhotes possam nascer!
Eles fazem isso em todo o redor do mundo, geralmente em áreas tropicais, aonde geralmente as tartarugas vão para enterrar seus ovos. Eles fazem sopas dos adultos, e as crianças? Eles botam elas em... vejamos... Sopa! Eles não são criativos, mas não importa o que acontece com as tartarugas, elas são comidas do mesmo jeito!
A pior parte é que os "comedores de tartaruga" poderiam provavelmente evitar comer alguns ovos de tartarugas, e assim, não causar tanto impacto no número de tartarugas que nascem, o que seria quase aceitável! Em alguns lugares, a verdadeira felicidade só é alcançada se eles comerem todos os ovos que a tartaruga mãe colocou. Eu acho que talvez eles não queiram acabar com a espécie!

Minha opinião: As pessoas consumirem a carne da tartaruga, é com certeza um ato podre! O mundo não passa necessidade de recursos naturais para as pessoas precisarem fazer tal atrocidade! E o pior, é que é LEGALIZADO! Deviam pôr logo uma lei para proibir isso! Devia haver uma forma de punimento bem severa para isso! Prisão, serviço público, ou manusear equipamento para recolher material na ILHA DE PLÁSTICO! Uma ilha bem grande, feita somente de plástico, que mata não só tartaruga, mas vários outros animais! Vamos pôr um fim nisso!
2.
Chinese Giant Salamander
If looks determined who won the evolutionary contest, these things would have been wiped out somewhere around the time cute animals first emerged.
Descrição: chinese giant salamander
A face only a mother could love. Or a Chinese person could eat.
Instead, they have managed to cling on for over 200 million years, which is very impressive.
Unfortunately for them, they are in china where damn nearly every living thing is considered a delicacy and/or fit to be tortured, mutilated and killed for some sort of weird-ass medicine.
I couldn’t find any specific dishes or recipes for giant salamander, but being that they are part of traditional medicine as well, we can only imagine it is horrible and would give children nightmares. Even more than the salamander itself.
I’m on the fence with this one as far as how I feel about them being wiped. On one hand, my weepy liberal side thinks that all species are sacred and blah blah blah. On the other hand, they look like a squishy water demon and really, 200 million years is a pretty good run. (Seriously though, stop eating them, China)
3.
Ortolan Bunting
In case you are unfamiliar with this animal, the Ortolan bunting is a tiny bird that lives in France that was once the gourmet McNugget of that country. Many French people were insane for these little guys.
Descrição: ortolan bunting01
Now, if you thought the methods for making foie gras was cruel, that has nothing on what the poor Ortolan Bunting had to suffer through. They were force-fed grain, just like geese and ducks for foie gras, but then they were drowned in Armangac, stuffed with grain, roasted, and eaten whole. Imagine a cup of pudding flavored with brandy and filled with crunched up potato chips, and you get an idea of what eating one must’ve been like. They were eaten whole, head first, after placing a napkin over your face, because when you ate them, you knew what an a***ole you were being and had to cover your head in shame. Plus, no doubt chewing up a small bird like a Big League Chew mouse being swallowed by a snake had to be unappetizing for the other people at the table.
Descrição: ortolan bunting02
That is just awful…
The sad thing is that this meal was enjoyed enough to take a significant chunk out of the population, placing it on the endangered species list. Just imagine the sheer volume of tiny, fattened drowned birds it took to endanger an entire species. It’s about as sad as eating baby turtles.
What is really sad is that while they were protected by law, the president of France, Francois Mitterand, had Ortolan as a dish at his final dinner as president. When the guy who helps make the laws breaks them to eat you, the cards are really not stacked in your favor.
4.
Golden headed Langur
Here we go from tiny birds and turtles to monkeys. If Curious George were from Asia, he would be one of these things.
Descrição: golden headed langue
And this is yet another creature being eaten for a really stupid reason; they aren’t necessarily more tasty than other type of monkey, but since their body is black (it looks black to some people, apparently), and black animals apparently increase virility (since we all know people in Asia have a hard time reproducing…), people on the Vietnamese island where these live are still killing and eating them.
Then there are the jack-asses who kill animals for bushmeat. What is bushmeat? It is just about any rare wild animal that can be killed and eaten for the sole purpose of eating something whose absence has a significant impact on its species survival. There are some real assholes in the world and they eat monkey.
Being that they are critically endangered, there population has dropped to the point that each individual monkey is pretty much necessary for the species to continue, which apparently isn’t as important as not having to pay for Viagra.
5.
Manatees
While almost everything else on the list has been brought to the brink of extinction because people like to eat them, this one is a bit different; Part of the appeal is a hearty “up yours” to the environmentalists who are trying to keep them from being wiped out, the bastards.
It turns out they are eating manatee for a few reasons, many of them like “they can feed a family for three weeks”, “They are tasty” and “Because people notice if you eat kids”. (We may have made up the last one) According to an article in Orlando weekly, a place called Dougs in south Florida serves up manatee. The name is a clever play on the word “Dugong”, which isn’t a manatee, but looks like one, much like calling a chimp a monkey.
The people who eat at Dougs, which really doesn’t have an apostrophe, are pissed that manatees are protected, and that they can’t speed in their boats because state and federal laws protecting manatees specify you can’t boat around them, feed them touch them, or practically even look at them for fear of harming them.
Descrição: manatees01
The Manatee; Nature's marine speed-bump
According to the article, manatee tastes like a mix of tuna steak and beef, or as one yokel said, it tastes exactly like ‘possum. Why not eat ‘possums? Where is the fun in that? (Read: “There is no evil involved.”) They catch the manatees by zapping them with a godamn cattle prod then killing them with a bolt gun, just like a cow. An endangered cow..
Not one piece of this has been made up (except for them tasting like children), and the guys responsible for Dougs are actually attempting to get a petition signed to repeal the laws protecting manatees. Yes, you read that right; there is actually a group of people actively lobbying to get the law changed to not protect a species that totals less than 3000 individuals, because it screws with their boating.
And they taste good.

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